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emma loving tristan more than tristan
emma: i love you more
tristan: no thats illogical
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When something doesn’t make any sense
Captain Kirk: You need to be more emotional
Spock: That’s highly illogical
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When someone smokes so much chronic, they lose all sense of reason.
Dealer: This shit will get you straight chron-illogical within 5 minutes.
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the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
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The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.
As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.
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the noun form of something illogical or unreasonable. the word itself embodies the quality it describes.
There is a lot of illogicalness in the world of Shakespeare's King Lear.
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Something that doesn't make sense to a jazz musician
Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"