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Improv Everywhere

A practically joke group based in New York, America. They pull of harmless stunts that they call missions. There acts include multiple actors called agents. The group was founded in 2001 by Charlie Todd and there slogan is "We Cause Scenes". They go out and pull pranks such as No Pants where people ride the subway with no trousers. Frozen Grand Central where 207 agents froze in the subway for 5 minuets then just carry on as normal. Ted's Birthday when they chose a random stranger and threw him a Birthday Party in a New York bar. Anton Chekhov was another one where an agent pretended to be a famous Russian play write who died over a century ago, he did a reading and signed some books, people believed him. The Moebius was when a small group of agents gathered in Costa Coffee and replayed the same scene every 5 minuets for an hour. Best Buy was an occasion when a group of 80 agents came into a shop called Best Buy dressed exactly the same as the shop staff, if asked if they worked at the shop they would say no but they would answer questions for customers. They are a group designed to go out much like a flash mob and amuse commuters.

Charlie Todd: Now this year we are gathered here as Improv Everywhere to take off our pants on the subway so anyone who isn't here to take off your pants your in the wrong place.
*laughing*

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that bunch of weirdos ridding the subway with no pants yesterday.
Dude 2: Yeh, they there were like, well odd.

by SweepPuppy March 22, 2009

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Home Improvement

An ABC sitcom airing from 1991-1999 and one of the most cleverly written sitcoms of the decade. Comedian Tim Allen starred as Tim Taylor, a chauvinist, handyman husband and father of three mischeivous sons who hosted a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time, and just could help himself to giving "more power" to machinery. Much of the show also focused on the of the rest of the Taylor family: Tim’s wife Jill is a feminist and aspiring psychologist, the loner and very astute neighbor Wilson Wilson always provides advice for Tim, and Tim’s sons are mischeivious but good kids. Tim is very masculine and chauvinist (he even gets disgusted at just the thought of going to the opera), a handyman, clumsy, loved to make jokes about Al’s flannel shirts and overweight mother, always rewiring gadgets, was always competing with his next door neighbor Doc Johnson for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights, seeking advice from his other neighbor Wilson Wilson (Wilson Wilson is not a typo)

Spoofs from the show:

1. Tim’s frequent jokes about Al’s flannel shirst and overweight mom.
2. always seeking advice from his next door neighbor Wilson Wilson, only to screw it up
3. Wilson’s face is always hidden
4. always rewiring things to give it “more power”…only to have it explode
5. his wife Jill can’t cook
6. Tim has an obsession with Sears
7. always competes with Doc Johnson, a 80-year old retired proctologist, for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights
8. Tim is so clumsy that he dropped a steel beam on his wife’s car, fell though a portapotty, glued his head to a table, had a hammer frozen to his tongue, fell through the roof on a project house, blew up a friend’s house and blew up the dishwasher
9. always building a hot rod in the garage
10. frequently grunts when exited or perplexed
11. Bob Villa is his biggest competition
12. Tim often hits his head on a basement pipe above the stairs
13. frequently made jokes about his mother-in-law “Nanna’s” weight but stopped when he saw how thin she had become
14. Always wants Tool Time to take a commercial break when he gets injured
15. Tim frequently gets sick eating Polish food from "Stan’s" Polish restaurant in Hamtramk
16. Tim is well-known at the emergency room, even to the point of having his own cup labeled “Tim”
17. Tim often wears sweatshirts from a Michigan college.
18. Tim's three sons' are always bullied by Vinny McGern

Home Improvement was probably the best scripted show from the 1990s and won numerous Emmys.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 25, 2008

95đź‘Ť 21đź‘Ž


Sexual Improv

While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.

"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

"The hottie I picked up at the pub last night was a blast! When we got home it was a total sexual improv while I learned what turns her on."

by Joy Lovewell January 11, 2010

12đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž


Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

by Meijer's! December 5, 2005

247đź‘Ť 90đź‘Ž


show improver

somebody who's steppin' their game up and showin' off and showin' out like it ain't been done before

Guy 1: Yo dog, Ricky Rozay stepped onto the scene goin' harder than before!
Guy 2: Yeah, especially when he started doin' collabo's with Trina the Diamond Princess. They bring it hard with the swagg, pushin' Porsches while they poppin tags. They be eatin!
Guy 1: Fo sho, brah, they some real show improvers goin' ham on 'em!

by mrmiked April 17, 2011


Integrity of Improv

The preservation of the sacred and universally recognized values of improvisational theatre. It applies to both the performance of improv and the conduct of an improv troupe.

Man #1: Hey man, I thought of a really funny joke. I might save it for a show

Man #2: INTEGRITY OF IMPROV!

Man #1: Whoa, calm down! I'll forget it. But can I bring my friend to the party AFTER the show?

Man #2; INTEGRITY OF IMPROV!

by Phrank of Improv 101 November 19, 2010


New and Improved

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

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