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Weighs 170 pounds with 7% bodyfat and imagines himself to be quite the looker. Cannot type worth beans, and possesses no higher reasoning or critical thinking skills whatsoever. Homosexual to an extreme degree.
impulse hears voices in his head which make him say retarded shit.
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total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz
<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us
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Group of people that never lose clan wars.
Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.
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When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.
Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy
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The one month of the year where you can do the things that scared you, with an excuse.
“Oh my gosh! You got bangs!”
“Yeah, I’ve wanted to for a while, and it’s Impulse April, so I thought ‘why not?’”
If someone is impulsive, it means that they act on instinct, without thinking decisions through. If you worked for an entire year to save money for a car and then suddenly decided to spend it all on an outfit instead, that would be an impulsive purchase.
Impulses are short, quick feelings, and if someone is in the habit of acting on them, they're impulsive. When stores stock chocolate at the checkout line, they are hoping you will impulsively decide to buy it. When you call the person you have a crush on after promising yourself all day to maintain an air of dignified reserve, that's impulsive behavior. We might also call impulsive behavior whimsical or capricious.
I am not a Impulsive Person !!!
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