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SLEEP IN YOUR OWN DEATH WAKE IN YOUR OWN SLEEP
WHEN YOU COFFINOUS ABOUT IT, LIVEN YOUR DEATH DIEING YOUR DREAM,
when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.
Jeremy laughed when he realized he coffined himself again.
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A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
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A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.
Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
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Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.
"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"
"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"
"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"
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An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.
“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”
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A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.
Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children