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A city that sucks cause the mayor blows the city's funds on his new escalade, his parties, and his bail money to get out of jail!
Kwame is da man, taking Detroit even further into the dumps
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Detroit is the home of
Al wissams/ cartiers/ gators/ chevys/ cutlass/ marauders/ single baby mommas/ THICK ASS GIRLZ/ non child support payers/drug dealers/ no job having/ weed smokers/1800 tequila drinkers/ hotel parties/ hypest high schools/ hypest basketball games and parties/ gang fights/ high school dropouts/ drive bys/ everybody has a criminal record/ no car insurance/ raised on coney islands/ living with yo momma after the age 32/ bootleg electricity/ bbq on front porch/ high fashion/ everybody is a thug/ hood rich/ money makers/ material sac chasers/ home of the hoodrats/ everybody play sports/ section-8 hoes/ at least 4 babymommas/ at least 8 baby daddies/ bang in hoopties/ missing hub caps/ no gas in the car/ putting $1.30 on pump 5/ minute phone no minutes/ nextel chirp/ hitting Belle Isle every day of the summer/I-hop ater the club/ beauty supplies and liqour stores on every corner/ arabs own every thing/ MAN I LOVE THE "D"
Detroit Details and u know its true!!!!Dont hate!!!
You talk about it, but will never come through it!
You gotta love it!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
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1.Home of the 2008 Stanley Cup champions.
"Yikes! I heard they're playing Detroit tonight."
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Detroit is also known has: Hell Headquarters. Detroit is often called ghetto and shot up, but is actually gutter and run down. I live there so I've earned the right to call it shit-central but I live there so I earned the right to cap on it. This city is resident evil apocalypse waiting to happen... well just the bomb part.
This is also the place where the final battle between good and evil will take place.
Detroit-er: I'll shoot you all
L.A-er: Yeah, Well, I'll take a contract out on you.
Brooklyn-er: You fuckers are worse then Jersey.
Chigago-er: ... Want to Buy A Hot Dog?
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Lions, Tigers, and Pistons; OH MY!
The national sports teams in Detroit kick ass. Detroit Tigers rule!
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The city were there are more guns than people. were they say the good die young.
RIP to the great lakes ruler BLADE ICEWOOOD, The Mayor BIG PROOF, BUGZ,,J-DILLA, n wipeout
DETROIT
"When God calls you gotta go home"
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Known as the "Murder City." Previously known as the "Motor City."
Years ago, Detroit used to be a booming town with automotive factories all around it. Detroit was nick named, the "Motor" City. Now, there are maybe but a few plants that are operating & still building cars. The murder rate in Detroit is so much higher & now it is known as the "Murder" City.
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