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My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


system in my eyes

You understand something perfectly

You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works

You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it

Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?

Danni: yeah mate no problem.

Luke: how do you know what to do?

Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes

by Danni101 December 9, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


douche my eyes

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

by Verbal Slasher March 28, 2018

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

by Johnny eye shutter January 29, 2017

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chink my eyes

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009

44πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


My eyes only

People use this for nudes or sexual film of themselves on snapchat that cannot be seen without a passcode

Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people

Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"

by Snappychatts March 25, 2020

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: β€œare you ok?”
Person: β€œmy eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž