My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)

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my name is

If you searched this up then you're really bored. Sometimes you just want to practice your typing so you write "my name is" followed by your name in the search bar. Either way, your just super bored.

Please don't search this up. You might be high if you do.

Person 1: Hi, what's your name?
Person 2:My name is get the fuck out of my face.

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turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

Is my name Jim?

Is my name Jim? Nah it’s not, but you’re acting like a Jim if you looked this up.

Someone said that they were selling haribos for £2.50.
“Am I buying that, is my name Jim?”

My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.

weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.

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say my name

used in exclamatory exaltation when a person feels like he/she has achieved a feat worthy or recognition.

*scores a goal in fifa 13*
person: *stands up* "YEAH! SAY MY NAME"

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My Name Jeff

MY NAME JEFF!
BEST MEME!

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you

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