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saddling

The act of having sex on a horse.

Yo, did you see Mark and Jen saddling last night? Poor Clover.

by SaddleMaster September 26, 2013

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Saddle

A large sized waffle, usually made of maize, that resembles a saddle.

Hey honey! Why don't you whip me up some saddles! Getting drunk and beating you and the kids makes me hungry!

Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!

Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!

by HandDownMyPants October 13, 2011

14πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


saddle

four 12 packs of beverage

roommate: hey, are you home?
other roommate: yes, why?
roommate: i'm bringing home a saddle of buoys.

by ymcainventedwords December 14, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Saddle

1. Noun: Marijuana. Given this name so your parents don't know what your talking about

2. Verb, (To Saddle): To get high or blaze marijuana.

1. Tun:(in front of his dad) You guys have any saddle's for tonight?

2.Fest: Saddle UP PARTNER
Mazz: HAHAHHAAHH

by Mazz April 2, 2005

26πŸ‘ 185πŸ‘Ž


SigEp Saddle

The name given to a sorostitute/slam-piece that has ridden on top of so many of the fratstars at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, that she's basically known as the "saddle" for the house - she'll mount anyone! Just throw her on top and let her enjoy the ride!

The completely oblivious sorostitute saddle will think it's "cool" to be referred to as such, and even tell her friends, big and little sisters that the SigEp "bros" refer to her as that, while not realizing that it's -not- a badge of honor one would want to claim, or should be proud of.

"Rachel is sooooo out of touch with reality that she actually bragged to me that she's known as the "SigEp Saddle" the other day... she has no clue that's not a title one wants to have, or that she should be telling her friends about!

She brags about how she's always at their house, gets invited to their weekends away, their parties... Well girl, it's not cause they like your personality! You're their slam piece! Duh!"

by JLB2629 November 30, 2012

1293πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

β€œ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

by Djnyancatz November 10, 2020

343πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Saddle Tramp

In the Old West, a person who wanders from place to place on horseback.

A modern day saddle tramp is a person who wanders from place to place on a motorcycle.

Man: hey, who's that guy that just walked into the bar?

Bartender: looks like a saddle tramp, wonder where he's drifting off till next?

by White Wolfe June 26, 2018