the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

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Sun

Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.

"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."

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the sun

Louis William Tomlinson

the sun is per-fectttt

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the sun

british tabloid paper known for sexism and reactionary right wing opnions. lies to readers at least once in the past (iv'e read the article im citing myself and i know their lying) and tandancy to focus on irrelevant celebraty gossip

advert: "the sun: we love it"
individual:"do i fuck"

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The sun

Louis Tomlinson is the sun

Oh look the sun is there no Louis Tomlinson is not there

The Sun

A deadly laser.

Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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sun

That big bright thing in the sky in the day

Wow the sun is bright

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