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When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes
Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent
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An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.
John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.
I've already addressed this but I'll do it again I guess.
Hym "Anyone accusing me of being inconsistent has either never seen me on an off day or has never seen one of my gaming streams. I talk about liking being polite, I talk about crippling social anxiety around women I'm attracted to, I talk about being too nice to women. On the OTHERHAND, I also talk about being a narcissistic, lazy, asshole with a temper. I think I've said it before that I'm consistent in my duplicity. And, in the context of psychology, I am high in trait openness. Which means my personality is GOING TO BE inconsistent or fluid by temperament more so than someone who is lower in trait openness. So, yeah, I'm about as consistent as I can (reasonably) be... I'm also better than everyone and a genius.... So there's that..."
Tomáš "oskar" Šťastný, csgo player capable of dropping a 30 bomb and then going James Bond literally the next map.
Analyst 1: Look at oskar. He's so good.
Analyst 2: Yea, but so inconsistent.
Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.