Infj

Really full of themselves because they have a "unique" personality type, super obsessed with reading quora articles about themselves. Probably has weird hobbies like collecting old guns and rusty shitboxes

Its so weird but us INFJ's we just wake up and piss excellence in the morning.

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INFJ

Avoid these animals at all times... if you ever encounter one then try your hardest to talk about something they aren’t familiar with cause then they can’t talk about themselves. And when they do, its a dark day for everyone. First they tell you about the 2 good things they did in life and then go on for about a BILLION years about how “rare” they are and that the sense things that others don’t and how no one ever gets them. And if you say even the SLIGHTEST joke around them they go full on SJW and will go on social media to try and get you canceled or something.(they also think the world revolves around them)

(Me see’s an infj) fudge, okay try and walk the other way before its too la.... (infj) brian! wait up! Okay before i tell you some big secret, i was on my way to work the other day and saw this homeless person and gave him a 50 bucks, so i guess im the best person of the week nation wide. Okay now for the secret, i got kissed! (Me) wow guess what???? (Infj) what? (Me) i didn’t ask... (infj) starts screaming like a demon and freaking out.

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INFJ

Idiotically
Narcisisstic

Fucking
Jackoff

Person: "Is that an INFJ?"
Person with sense: "Nah that's an Idiotically Narcisisstic Fucking Jackoff, don't wave them over or they'll bombard you with their condeluded ideals and abstractions just to make themselves feel superior."

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