innovation

A marketing ploy used by organizations that have exhausted all other plausable excuses for introducing ill-conceived products, policies, practices and/or services that will ultimately prove to be counterproductive.

CEO: OMG, this place is a real drag!
Boy Wonder: Gosh, CEO ... let's introduce an innovation!
CEO: Shit! Why didn't I think of that? Where should we start?
Boy Wonder: Gee, I guess we should do a Google search ...

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innovate

To steal someone's idea, change it a tiny bit, and release it as your own.

Microsoft likes to innovate.

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innovative

something different and had haven't done before in a particular group

1st frnd:> hey dude , wats up now
2nd frnd:> i m gonna to do something innovative

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innovation

A word used by game developers when they are going to fuck up a game.

Dev: We're going to make the game more innovative and fun!

*later on after release*
Gamer: Dude! WTF THIS GAME SUCKS!

Innovation...how it fails in most new games.

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Innovation

Two dicks, one shoe-horn!

Jarrad - I used to use a shoe-horn to hold my dick up while shaving my balls, Now with my new Innovation i can hold up my mates dick while he shaves his balls as well!

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Innovation

Creating a tool for it to be easy work.

Innovation for a better america.

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Innovate

Innovate means to observe, internalize, modify until improved, then produce something which improves others experience of it.

Thomas Edison didn't invent the lightbulb, but he innovated it for the benefit of all humans.

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