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An insider is a shortening of the term inside joke, which means a joke that is shared between you and your friends which only makes sense to the people that were with you when whatever it was happened. In other words, it's a "had to be there moment."
Guy: OMG i went to some pet store, and there were some bunnies there. They were really cute.
Group of friends: BUNNIES ON THE CEILING! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Guy: huh?
*insider is explained*
Guy: Oh. Well, um, that's not really that funny guys.
Group of friends: Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guy: Uh, ok... um, i gotta go... i think my mom's calling me bye *backs away slowly*
Group of friends: MY MOM'S A COP IN A BANDANA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guy: oh um ok *Runs away as fast as he can*
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Inside has developed from being a preposition simply meaning withing a building, to meaning just about anywhere in the world. It is an incredibly unhelpful way to assist anyone who is in genuine need of assistance in locating something. It can also be a reference to someone's testes.
Tesch: "Have you guys seen my pregnancy test?"
Shoey: "Yeah, it's inside."
Rena: "Inside."
Sein: "Inside."
D-Ran: "Inside, Brutha."
Tomoi: "Inside THESE GUYS." (Points to testes)
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Ashton: Man guess what I did last night?!
Chad: What did you do?
Ashton: I touched some insides!
Chad:You got some??
Ashton: HELLZ YEAAA!
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When the guy fucks a girl, about to have an orgasm, the girls says it preventing any kids
"Oh fuck! Oh yeah! Not inside! Not inside!"
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something you say, after you've joked with your friends in front of a group of other people and they look baffled...
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(standing in front of the choir)
K: (yells)Spinach McWaffles
N & W: LOL, Ha Ha, etc...
(choir gives a baffled look)
K: oh, inside....
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When a man takes out the inside of an object most likely a small object like: a small clock,a small flashlight etc. Inside the object the man put in lighter fluid. He puts a little hole in the object so he can put things inside it. Before he is about to have sex he lights the lighter fluid inside the object on fire. Then when the man is fucking her, he puts the object inside of her, sticks pot in the hole he made, and smokes pot into the hole in a an object in her pussy. Meanwhile, the woman has a clock on fire in her pussy. The man must also do this while getting annulled from a boy under 15, and be fisting two girls with both of his hands.
O shit, that woman just had an insider.
Diana said,"I went to the hospital for 5 days because my byfreind gave me an insider."
"Uch, would you stop, your burning up in my stomach."
I gave my girlfreind an inisder and she said, "i liked a dirty sanchez more than that."
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