something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
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imagine:
one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.
"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.
A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarblesβ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone itβs a hot dog. It was awful.
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STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.
When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
This is a quote by the one and only.
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DIO!
DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
Jotaro: Sama....DIO
Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
rip cliff burton
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