A female friend you put on 'back-burner' when you are dating someone or getting close to, so if that the relationship ends, you still have her to go to.
That bitch girl dumped me, but her best friend was my insurance, so I won in the end.
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A system in which massive multi billion dollar companies βinsureβ people and subsequently spy on them without their express knowledge or consent. Hence the βnceβ stands for, βand see everything.β
Thank god I had insurance when I drowned in the bathtub with the hairdryer inside of my mussy while overdosing on methamphetamines made available by the Drug Enforcement Agency. There was no need to panic since the private insurance companies spy on our activities through our cell phones, televisions, lightbulbs, and appliances. Thankfully, the Air space Force took me right up and fixed the chip in the back of my head, gave me a fake cock, and even fist fucked me through the ass for my charm and wit. Iβd say I didnβt enjoy it, but that would be almost as great a lie as insurance in the first place.
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The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.
Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.
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A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never get fulfilled except Reliance General Insurance which protects you and your belongings from any accidents or natural calamities.
Reliance General Insurance is truly my 4 am friend.
#AapkaYaar #AlwaysForever
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The swig of water that you take on water break just as a coach blows the whistle to come out.
I took my insurance sip right as Coach Al blew his whistle and said, "Come on Come on. Let's go. No walking on the field."
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When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.
that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while