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Something that certain people in fantasy leagues feel can only be defined by them, AND can only be obtained if you agree with what they say, otherwise you will be called a Fuck Head or a piece of shit.
Cosa feels that because I don't agree with him, I lack integrity.
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a condition in which your grundel uncontrolably itches and produces grundel honey
damn, this integrity is really getting to me; my grundel itches like a bitch.
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The ability to power through a rim job after a heavy fart.
She showed mad integrity after we ran for the border last night and she still routed out my balloon knot!
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Don't listen to the guy above talking about integration. Integration is NOT the reversal of differentiation. That would be the anti-derivative. Integrals and anti-derivatives are NOT the same thing. But they are connected by the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If a function f(x) has an anti-derivative F(x), the area under the curve from a to b is equal to F(b)-F(a).
This is integration defined.
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Note:This definition of integral is alternate to the mathematical type of integral.
Something that, by attempting to do its intended task, inadvertently does the opposite.
Despite popular belief, this does not include things that are broken, such as something that doesn't work or is used improperly.
A: I thought of an Integral! There were so many garbage cans on the beach it actually made the beach look less clean.
B: Nice one!
A: I thought of an Integral! I wanted to have fun so I started drinking, but then I drank too much and I threw up and no longer had fun.
B: That's not an integral! You're just stupid.
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The inverse of the derivatives. Learned in calculus
The integral of acceleration is velocity
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Integrity is admitting to a wrong when you think you can still get away with it.
If you break a cheap glass and the owner did not see you do it, "integrity" will make you fess up.
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