interior peasant

What outside lords call nerds that never leave their houses

I wish I could be an outside lord and not so much of an interior peasant

lux interior

singer of the cramps. best frontman to ever exist. sexy, tall pale guy who liked to scream and roll on the floor in a thong and high heels.

guy 1: Is that a crackhead in the speedo and leather jacket making love to a mic stand?
guy 2: No that’s just Lux Interior.

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

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Gucci Interior

The shit us folk from the dirty south put in the interiors of our cars to have that bling bling. Only ghetto superstars have that Gucci Fabric in the cars seats, dash, headliner, door panels, and anywhere else.

"A real baller got that gucci interior in the whip, fake niggas be ridin stock or crush velvet with that itch."

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Fendi Interior

The shit us folk from the dirty south put in the interiors of our cars to have that bling bling. Only ghetto superstars have Fendi fabric in the cars seats, dash, headliner, door panels, and anywhere else.

"A real baller got that Fendi interior in the whip, fake niggas be ridin stock or crush velvet with that itch."

10👍 8👎

g-interior

The special place in a woman's body that leads to ultimate warmth and satisfaction, much like a well-designed home.

Our date went really well and, at the end, she let me touch her g-interior.

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

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