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They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.
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kind-hearted (NON TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) who have brown hair and brown eyes. (usually) come from the country of Iran. they usually have cats.
1. dat bitch is Iranian. i just know it. look at her eyes and nose.
2. *something an Iranian would say..* "yesterday dr oz said that u gotta eat 23 pieces of fruit or die"
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Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns
Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!
John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.
John 1: You mean Arabic.
John 2: No, Iranian.
John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING
John 2: NO DUMBASS
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1) Prefer to be called "persian"- gentle like the cat "meoww"
2) lead by the shortest man in the world- the only iranian with balls to speak out against anyone- only middle eastern
3) Most men, named "ali" or "reza" or "ali-reza",
4) Men, if they dnt get girls, they cut thier dicks off and become Trannys. - 2nd highest population of transexuals in the world. (1st thailand)
"I think Rezalina is an Iranian"- (4)
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Iranians love making new friends on Instagram. Can be difficult to understand them. They like singing to strangers.
Jacques: “Oh look! A DM...”
Dm: “Helo frend i am Iranian wher u live?”
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People who are brown, hairy, are generally cheap, and are almost always intellectual of some sort. Almost all Iranians hate other races and religions, most specifically Jews, Blacks, and Mexicans(Not Hispanics, they're pretty rad).
That guy made a racist comment that included Nigger, Spic, and Kike, I bet he's Iranian.
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The act of jamming your fingers violently into the rectal area of another person. The act is typically done while the other person is fully clothed. If the other person is naked, then it is considered an Indoor Iranian. It is inspired by the now famous video of Iranian soccer player Mohammd Nosrati (Iranian national player) fingering his unsuspecting team-mate (Sheys Rezaee) after their team scores the first goal in Iran Premier League-Damash vs Perspolise, on 29 October 2011. He can also be seen in another video grabbing the balls of an unsuspecting teammate while celebrating another goal. The stunts were frowned upon by the conservative government in Iran and landed him in prison.
She was asleep face down on the bed when I snuck up and gave her an Iranian, causing her to arch her back and squeal like a pig!
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