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When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
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A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
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1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
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The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.
+ Mouth full.
You: *pulls out phone to do something*
Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"
When your parents say this, you know your screwed.
Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-
It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.
Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
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If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"