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Commercial

1* A form of capitalist propaganda.

Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.

2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.

Example 1:

Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.

Example 2:

Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.

The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.

by Can't_use_my_registered_name June 14, 2009

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commercials

The most important part of the super bowl.

Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!

by SuperBowlSunday11 February 7, 2011

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Commercial

A form of legal brainwashing.

Commercials are evil.

by Aaron895 March 24, 2013

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Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.

"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !

by Etch Dos April 6, 2009

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commercialism

See Christmas.

Wonder why it's called Christmas, was it about Jesus nah C for commercialism. Also applies to any other major holidays, Hollywood, the RIAA, etc.

by JCP10010allah July 11, 2010

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commercial

refers to a rapper who makes an album or song that caters to the mainstream media instead of the urban audience.

People don't want to buy his album anymore because it's too commercial, it has no realness.

by spmack November 11, 2003

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commercial

The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.

Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the Fโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆCK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TVโ€ฆ..)

by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019