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Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.
"Rohan D took the escalator to the beauty saloon as he needed to look good for Felix, his date"
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When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arms flail backwards. He then proceeds to kick the woman's legs out from under her, grab onto her arms and ride her down the stairs.
"Dude, my girl told me she was pregnant"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"
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sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence
On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.
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The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
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The act of sexual conduct in a sled form while going down on an escalator that is moving up.
Man, Jim got escalated so hard last night he won't be walking right for at least a couple of weeks.
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To walk with exceptional smoothness and graceful ease.
This party's getting too bumpy, man, let's escalate over to the East Side.
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A friend who comes upon an incident that has been defused and proceeds to re-active the incident, more than likely inviting an un-needed physical altercation
I had the situation under control with those guys, The Escalation showed up and picked a fight anyway
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