it's not you, it's me

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

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it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

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you on me

Do you get it? Do you follow what I am saying?

Her shoes are so wack! You on me?

You and Me

People who are confident they will be together for a long time. You can make it your own definition, but it defines itself.

It's you and me babe.

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it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

It's not you, it's me.

When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...

Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."

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Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

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