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Tits is another word for Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Genghis Khan fell in love with his wife's awesome tits.
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The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.
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A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.
When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.
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Alternate word for awesome, the origin being that there is nothing negative about Tits. big, small, perky, saggy. There's nothing like a nice set of Tits.
Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!
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another phrase for saying something is really awesome.
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A way to say something is perfect or just right. It can also be intesified by applying frickin' or fuckin' before tits instead of "that's"
Guy 1: This girl wants me!
Guy 2: That's tits, bro
It would be fuckin' tits if she went home with me!
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Phrase used at the end of an enraged rant consisting of prolific swearing, after saying everything you can possibly think of.
Originates from the 2010 film Kings Speech
Example
Seth: Relax man just stand up and swear as much as you can, trust me it will help
Chris: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cock, Bitch, Carpetmuncher, Piss, Bollocks, Dickweasel, Douchewaffle, Fucktard, Unclefucker, AND.........tits....
Seth: ......
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