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A nickname - usually for the female genitalia, less often for the male member.
Rosie: I hate the beach - I always end up with sand in my item!
Sugar: I know right ? And when I skydive, the straps get all up in my item.
or
Frankie : These tight-ass new jeans really showcase my item for the ladies.
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contraband, most often, drugs.
where is the item?
they got caught with the item.
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start dating; to start having a relationship with someone; to become a couple
i think the rest of the team expects us to become an item
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The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.
When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame
What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.
Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!
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