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A stupid ass website that teachers assign tostudent to make them depressed, stressed, and want to die. For some reason they keep assigning it even though everyone complains about it.
Teacher (walking up to the gates of hell): Why am I in hell Satan, I thought I was a good person?
Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.
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A useless website which teachers assign so that way it will "help" children's language arts. After doing this for half a minute, kids usually start cussing at the computer, throwing that chromebook out, pulling your hair, raging, etc.
"Dude, why is that computer beaten up?"
"Oh, I was doing Ixl"
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(Noun) A "Educational Learning Program" that makes you want to throw your Dell laptop out the window.
What happened to your laptop?
I was doing IXL.
Oh...
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Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL
Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
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1. A time when you do something wrong and get hit hard or complete something frustrating and barely get rewarded
2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn
1. Bob: I just ixled
Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled
Randy: go back to the shock theory chair
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A website that teachers use to anally rape kids with a sledgehammer and make them want to fucking die.
*Principal walks into class*
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL