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Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.
Did your mom find out about X? Yeah, she used the mom jabbar on me.
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named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...
"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."
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One of the fucking greatest basketball players ever. He played on the Lakers until 1989, then he left the game at the age of 42 years old. No NBA player had ever scored more points, blocked more shots, won more MVP awards, played in more All-Star Games, or logged more seasons. He's 7,2" and weights 267.
He Also Starred in one of the most famous movies of all times, Bruce Lee's, |Enter the Dragon.|!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was in Enter the Dragon.
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A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.
Jabbar is a sexy boy. He gets all the girls and doesn’t show off. He loves his mum
Jabbar
When someone Motarboats your Nuttsack
Guy 1: Oi mate just got me balls Jabbered
Guy 2: Isn't that the thing where she motarboats your Boys?
Guy 1: Yeah mate, nothin' like a quick Jabbar to het you goin'!
When you're so high that you start getting closer to the sky.
Dylan: Why you park in the drive-thru bro?
Jerome: Man, I was Smackheem Abdul-Jabbar !