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1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.
2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass
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1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.
2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.
2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
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To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!
Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
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The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V
There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer
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v. jack bauer
1. to hurry
2. to run out of time
I Jack Bauered that project last week.
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The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread
I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay
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