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Choking a girl while shoving your whole hand in her pussy like a glove.
The culprit walked up on a prostitute in an alleyway and gave her the Jack the Ripper.
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Your mother's mouth you talk with
Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich
when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter
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This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.
Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.
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When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man
Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.
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Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
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The act of sucking someone's di*k so hard their intestines come out of it
"What the heck?! What did you just do to me"
"I just did the Jack Ripper