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Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

by Reality/Truth December 26, 2016

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

44๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

43๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 13, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 19, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž