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A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!
Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
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When an individual farts in a body of water.
"Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.
Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!
Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.
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When you go into the jacuzzi with all your homies and being real with them; talking about really private deep shit that you won't tell anyone else and connecting experiences that you've had
I went into the jacuzzi with Duke and learned about how he has a littel 2 incher with a mole on the tip, man that was some good jacuzzi talk.
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When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.
Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.
-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.
A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).
The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.
Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.
--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
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when a girl takes a half cup of warm water and pours it in her mouth along with a set of a guys testicles. she then procedes to gargle around simulating a bubbly jacuzzi
Drew: Yo bro, that McSlut that we DP'd last week saw me at the party last night. I took her back to the room and she performed an amazing jacuzzi bag on my man set. It was fuckin awesome.
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