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A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB
Hmm Jaffa cake
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When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
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When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.
I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.
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Bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and Bob got a pleasant surprise.
Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.
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some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward
example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster
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Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
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A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
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