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Jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you piss them off. Jarvis' are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. Watch out for a Jarvis, because they are total chick magnets.
Also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg.
He is a jarvis. He has mad jarvis.
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To pull a Jarvie, or someone who has Jarvie’d, is to make plans with someone and then break those plans at the last minute.
While not as severe as flaking, since you end up notifying others that you can’t make it ahead of time with at least some notice, pulling a Jarvie is almost as frustrating.
Person 1: Do you see much of John lately?
Person 2: Nah, I was even down his way with plans to catch up, which he accepted, but he Jarvie’d
Jarvis means king the greatest up for a good future one of the greatest
Jarvis you are a king up for a good future
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A super dope computer that always refers to his owner as 'Sir'.
Once owned by IronMan.
Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."
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Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.
person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.
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Jarvis is a guy who is a master at a lot of things. Usually a very fast typer, loves his TV shows and is a sex god. Is a fan of a bunch of stuff and is sometimes a nerd. He is also a member of the 'Mone Brothers'.
1. Jarvis is a humping master.
2. Jarvis is a farting master
3. "Bro, see Jarvis over there, he has all the TV shows. If you want shows that's all your laptop, ask Jarvis."
4. Jarvis is my favourite 'Mone Brother'.
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A skill issue / The skill issue
Lisa: Oh my God, David is such a Jarvis!
Steve: I know right! Such a skill issue!
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