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Another name for the sex god Jay McGuiness from The Wanted given to him from the fabulous people known as the #TWFanmily.
OMG did you see that picture of JayBird that was put on twitter last night?
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That magical and poorly-understood state between a flaccid and fully erect penis. A jaybird exhibits a trademark curved and drooping demeanor. It typically occurs in the arousal phase during which the penis transitions from its common limp state of being to a full hard-on.
I was unsure about our first time together, but when I disrobed and she saw my glorious jaybird, the look in her eyes told me it was on.
I was rolling commando, as I always do. My jaybird got caught in my zipper. It hurt like hell.
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completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed
That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?
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Absolute unit and a fucking king
bro everyone loves king jaybird
recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"
That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird
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Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.
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Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..
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