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A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.
Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.
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To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.
Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?
Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.
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The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...
fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak
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A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior
First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!
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The all knowing birb he knows all
Jeef is not a being a being is jeef
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A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video
“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”
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n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.
v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.
proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.
"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"
"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"
"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"
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