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A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
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Military acronym for "Just Enough Experience to Post".
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
How do we explain to the LT that the Jeep managed to set the truck on fire with a fucking burrito wrapper? (actual event)
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
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The vehicle that kicks any broncos ass
Jeeps Rule and Bronco drivers are gay!
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etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase (Ford used letters to denote increasing wheelbase; "A" being the narrowest) and W denoting that it was the Willys design.
Ford Motor Company produced Jeeps for the U.S. Government between 1942 and 1945.
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acronym; Just Empty Every Pocket, used by offroaders driving vehicles of make similar to word originally manufactured by AMC or more recently by Daimler-Chrysler.
My paycheck goes directly to my Jeep.
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Word is used as a less harsh, more socially acceptable and subtle version of "Dyke". Word can be directed at any female who wears excessive amounts of plaid and khaki, has manly characteristics, and expresses affection towards women. Word derived from the vehicle due to the general nature/appearance of the majority of its drivers.
Often used among Field Hockey players.
See also: wrangler
-an "in the closet" Jeep
Hey, Libby, you're a Jeep. You too, Anna. You're all fuckin Jeeps
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