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Jelq

When a chill ass nigga is just hanging around and doing some shid

Look at that bird over there. Nigga out here jelqin'

by Small penis man Balthazar August 6, 2019

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Jelq

Hey Jaiden Animations

Jack manifold has jelqed exactly 286 time

by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelq

Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)

Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"

Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"

by George Costanza's Bodypillow May 31, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelq Belly

Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.

I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."

by Handsy with Manny October 29, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelq Shake

When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.

"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"

by applesforthebublic October 30, 2023

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024


Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel

Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor

by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024