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jelqmaxxing

The act of constantly preforming the exercise of jelqing or also known as streching of the penis to enlarge it, therefore making the penis is long as it can be.

Hatch, Matthew, and Robert were in math class jelqmaxxing, they compared sizes and Matthew's was the shortest.

by MonsterMan22 January 30, 2024


jelqmaxxing

Jelqing as much as physically possible

I now have the biggest penis in the world, thanks to my jelqmaxxing

by Jelqer24 April 22, 2024


jelqmaxxing

jelq maxxing is the art of jelqing as much as possible to achive results many people look too the academy for guidance from the elders. Some resources recomend are skibdi toilet and lethal company gyat

"I'm jelqmaxxing rn"

by jelqlord February 7, 2024


jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing, like jelqing in general, is the art of doing penis excercises to attempt to increase penile size. The catch is the “maxxing” part. Like “looksmaxxing” adding the “maxxing” part just tells you that the jelqing in question is being maximized to its full potential.

John: My girlfriend left me because my dick was too small!

Enlightened man: Looks like you need to start jelqmaxxing. It will enlarge your penis over the long term, which will minimize such embarrassing experiences in the future.

by Blinkleglorp February 13, 2024


jelqmaxxing

To grab the penis with the index an forefinger and tug with force.. yanking your dick with two fingers to try and make it longer.

"I've been thinking about jelqmaxxing." "Are you sure? I heard it makes you lose girth?"

by ReverendFreedom January 20, 2024


jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing denotes the deliberate act of elongating one's penis through controlled stretching maneuvers, thereby aspiring to attain an enhanced vertical dimension

I love jelqmaxxing after a good nights sleep.

by Loafii March 26, 2024


jelqmaxxing

Stretching the heck out of your badongadong this is a form of looksmaxxing

“Have you been looksmaxxing?”
“Yes I’ve been Jelqmaxxing
I want you

by jelqfreak43 May 1, 2024