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A really great actress, a truly beautiful lady, and deserves more than given.
Tris: Jennifer, will you marry me?
Jennifer Aniston: Sure.
Tris: Wahoo! Screw you Brad Pitt!
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Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American film and television actress, best known for her role as Rachel Green in the popular television sitcom Friends. Since Friends she has starred in several successful Hollywood films, including Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly and The Break-Up.
For the last three years a victim of lunatic Holy Jolie fans from a gossip blog.
Beautiful, talented and smart, she causes Brangaloonies to convulse.
At the mention of Jennifer Anistons name, the Brangaloon stuck her thumb in her mouth, dropped to the floor and started screaming.
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An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
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Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.
guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw
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An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.
No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.
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1) verb. To Jennifer Aniston is to go out in public without wearing a bra
2) noun. An actress. Got her start on Friends, and has been in many movies since. It appears that she fails to wear a bra whenever she is seen on camera.
1) "Yep, I'm sick today. Not only am I not getting dressed to go to the doctor, I'm Jennifer Anistoning it"
2) "What was that movie with Jennifer Aniston in it? Was it Bounty Hunter?"
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A amazing actress known widely for her role in 90's to 2000's sitcom Friends. She is beautiful and a wonderful woman.
Friend 1 "Wow. Jennifer Aniston is awesome!"
Friend 2 "Yeah I know. But have you seen her on Friends? She's hilarious!"
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