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A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
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Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
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Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.
Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!
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Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"
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1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
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What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
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Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)
"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"
(Ham flies everywhere)
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