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Jet Lag

The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.

by Booed December 11, 2013

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Jet Lag

The way you feel the day after you smoke weed, Much like a hangover is to drinking alcohol.
The day after you smoke pot you wake up and just have a weird feeling all day. Its hard to explain but if you've experienced it you will understand what I'm talking about, that's Jet Lag.

Dude me and my buddy smoked sooo much last night, but today I have some hardcore "Jet Lag" and feel weird.

by Bluemagoo123 November 5, 2011

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Jet Lag

The feeling you get the morning after smoking some really dank weed, such as orange piff, causing you to feel stupid and slow

that shit we smoke last night was tight but now i got some serious jet lag

by pifflovr June 22, 2010

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Jet-lag

A person experiences jet-lag when two bowls are being passed around the room in opposite directions and that person keeps receiving both bowls at the same time.

Andy: Dude, this is rediculous i can't keep hitting both of these at the same time. stall one so i can catch my breath.
Pat: Jet-lag

by p55n4d3r February 19, 2010

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Alberty Jet Lag

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019


De-Jet Lag

The process of reversing or undoing the effects of "Jet Lag"

She has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip

by AlKurdy March 14, 2011


September jet lag

The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.

Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.

by Anata October 3, 2007

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