Jetered

To be put in an unwanted and painful position.
As it was recently revealed that Derek Jeter has been known to enter the third input without notice or lubrication.

When someone gets hit in the face, "that guy just got jetered!"

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Jeter

1. To act completely unselfishly for the better for your team.

2. To lead by example.

3. Clutch.

Antonym: Nomar.

That play was so Jeter!

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Jeter

Shortstop for the New York Yankees who is more concerned with winning than stats. For antonym see: Nomar

Jeter didn't choke in October

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Jetered

To give or get the herpes from a hot celebrity unknowingly as Derrick Jeter has given to many celebritie women .

I went to the doctor and I found out that I've been jetered (given the jeters).

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Jeter

N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.

V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.

Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!

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Jeter

A large, steaming, vile, horrific pile of shit.

Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.

Dude, I really need to take a Jeter right now.

I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.

This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.

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jeters

A beast. The female version is usually a fast runner and will fuck up any girl who steals her man, while the male version will slam your head into a locker.

Eyy man! Did you see the jeters on campus today? Everyone is afraid of them.

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