Jewsus

A word used when writing a difficult essay to relieve the intense atmosphere.

Branden: Jewsus christ!
Chester: lol

Jewsue

When a person takes advantage of an opportunity and decides to Sue someone as opposed to taking other possible actions

Dude 1: Yo bro, i heard that asshole punched you and you didn't fight back!!

Dude 2: Don't worry, its all good I'm just gonna Jewsue his ass and make a shitload of money

Mrs. Sloating: Honey, who's this man on your contact list??

Mr. Sloating: Oh, that would be my Jewish Lawyer, just in case i wanna Jewsue someone