Jiffy Pop

Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}

1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.

I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.

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jiffy pop ass

young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide.

Cute in the face wide in the base, she is cursed with a jiffy pop ass.

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jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.