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He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
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You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
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Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!
The WORST job in the entire world.
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX
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Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
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