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When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.
Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
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One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.
Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.
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A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.
It's just for decoration.
jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..
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When you wank so much that your testicles explode.
Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)
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Virgin Jizzbomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!
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A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.
My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.
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Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.
Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!
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