jizzerate

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

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Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

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jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

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Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

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