The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.
Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!
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An annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch.
"Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch."
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A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.
Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?
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an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap
His jock-itch was getting out of hand.
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The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.
I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.
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1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide
2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"
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