Johana

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

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Johana

Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.

You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !

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Johana

An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.

Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth

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dirty johana

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

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Johana

Johana, commonly referred to as “jodaddy” is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesn’t have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her “brother” formerly knows as “yakult”, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and it’s at the point where it’s too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because it’s a big flex and would be a vibe.

“Oh my gosh did you see Johana? All the boys were on their knees calling her daddy last night”

johana & steven

A johana & steven relation is a couple/ relashionship people wish they had so if someone says oh i want a steven and johana relationship it means they want a relationship like johana and steven johana is usally a girl who has long hair and is Mexican and short who likes basketball (isnt that good) volleyball and soccer and a bit of track, a boy name steven who is Vietnamese and has kinda short hair he also is taller than her plays basketball is good at it does track, plays football they are the perfect couple they are so cute together and steven gives johana his hoodie for fieldtrips and everyone is jealous of how good they are together people even try to break them up but they usally fail because of how much they love each other and because of good they are together they usually have a Spotify playlist together but she uses it more than he does point is they are a really good couple people would die to be johana & steven couple

Jackie:I wish I had johana & steven relationship

Melekon :me too they're perfect together

Jackie : real a johana & steven relationship is an inseparable couple