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John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 19, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 11, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 August 14, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a โ€œJohnโ€) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like โ€œa deer in headlightsโ€.

Iโ€™m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 6, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

by Mitch Briggs January 1, 2021