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john john is The most amazing person in the world! He will make you fall in love with his smile and beautiful bright eyes. You will spend your life happy, and with a bunch of precious moments with him. There is never a dull moment with john. He will make you laugh bunches to the point of crying. He will sweep you off your feet with his cheesy lines. He will steal your heart with his dorky ways. Not only does he have an amazing personality, he is as handsome as can be! You can definitely be yourself with him around. You will always feel loved, protected&cared for. He is definitely a guy that wins over people's hearts with how sweet he is. His soul will just wrap around your heart and you'll know that he's the one. He is my god-given soulmate. The one i see myself spending the rest of my life with. john, i know you don't see yourself the way i see you, but i promise that for the rest of our lives, i will remind you how amazing you are.

John john is god
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by hgccc November 9, 2021

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john

a fucking sick cunt that will always stand by you, he is a true friend

man have u seen john, hes such a good guy

by Adem Balla November 15, 2018

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Johns

No Excuses

"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)

"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)

"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."

"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."

"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."

Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary

by OnionChild December 26, 2012

72๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


john

john

john

by john.yes January 9, 2020

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


john

john fucks.

Yea, you know that guy over there? Yea, yea John. He Fucks.

by hornycumdumpster February 9, 2019

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


john

A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.

He has his head and heart in place and

is totally committed to everything he does.

He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.

I'm glad I found you. I love you john.

by poochameow August 18, 2013

209๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. John is probably the best human being alive and he also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice.

Person #1: Woah.. who's that?
Angry Girlfriend: That's my baby John *proud*

by john's princess June 20, 2014

690๐Ÿ‘ 314๐Ÿ‘Ž